Friday, January 12, 2007

Things That Make You Go Hmm...

When I started this blog (a whole three weeks ago) I intended it to be more of a forum for my observations of the world at large, rather than a personal online diary. That’s still pretty much my intention, but I have to share a few stories about my friend Gina.

Gina—one of my dearest friends from college—is in Los Angeles this week on a business trip. As much as I love her, it’s a general rule that when Gina comes to town it’s time to break out the survival gear. Much like Halle Berry from the X-Men movies, Gina controls the weather. Well, not so much controls it as brings it with her wherever she goes.

Our Junior year, we both spent the spring semester in London. After the semester ended, we spent a couple more weeks traveling together. We started in Switzerland, with a plan to take the Eurorail south through Italy. On our first day in Geneva, it rained torrentially. We quickly learned that Geneva—known for its botanical gardens and beautiful vistas—is not an indoor city. The storm followed us all the way to Italy and down the boot. We got stranded in Milan and were waylaid for a night in fair Verona while we struggled to get out of the waterlogged city on the last train.

Thinking that I was going to be spending the trip soaking in the late-spring Italian sun, I packed mostly capri pants and tank tops. The rest of our luggage was left in storage at Heathrow Airport. I had packed one sweatshirt, one jacket and one pair of jeans in case it got chilly at night. I wore those clothes for six days in a row.

A couple of years later, Gina, two other friends and I went on a cruise that stopped at an island off the shore of Haiti. At about the same time, Haiti was hit by a hurricane.

Not long after that, Gina came out So Cal for a visit. The week she was here marked the most consecutive days of rain in like a century. Mountains fells and giant sinkholes swallowed houses whole. The day she left to fly home?—75 degrees and sunny.

Gina arrived back in town on Wednesday. Today, I woke up to a dusting of snow on my front lawn and car. IT SNOWED. IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.

I am now convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that medical science and atmospheric researchers need to be contacted. This is a phenomenon that must be studied. The plus side is that if she learned to harness her powers she could be a one-woman solution to global warming.

Remember Gina…Save the Cheerleader, Save the World.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't read comics (so maybe the explanation lies there) but something's always confused me about the "X-Men" movies. If Storm can control the weather, shouldn't she be, like, the most powerful mutant on the planet? I mean, why is she taking orders from anyone? And why isn't she the go to X-Men for every confrontation? She controls the FREAKING WEATHER!!! "Oh, Magneto's messing with the Golden Gate Bridge again? Storm, blast his ass with some lightning so we can go get lunch." There's got to be some limitations to this mutation that the movies just aren't mentioning, right? Anyone? Phil? Phil?

P.S. Gina is nice.

Anonymous said...

Hey...not everyone can make the snow fall in sunny california. You're right meg...if only I can harnass those powers of mine and make get that 72 degree temps in NYC about now.

Anonymous said...

Hey...not everyone can make the snow fall in sunny california. You're right meg...if only I can harnass those powers of mine and make get that 72 degree temps in NYC about now.

Kelli said...

Meghan, I love your blog. Matt directed me here a few weeks ago and I've finally taken a minute to catch up on your postings.
I look forward to reading much, much more!